I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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