belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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