To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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