do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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