So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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