ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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