And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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