Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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