So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Are we still banned from the library?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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