im holly from the hills drunk
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
