wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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