People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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