Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Randomize
