What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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