Pants 0. Shit 1.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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