So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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