So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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