she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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