bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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