i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
she smelled like a LAN party
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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