im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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