Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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