is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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