GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Randomize
