please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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