Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Even my vagina gasped.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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