we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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