I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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