Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Can you bring me the toilet please
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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