Plan B is the new Plan A
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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