I didn't shave. On purpose
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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