i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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