I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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