Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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