Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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