Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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