quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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