i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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