Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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