If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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