good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Floor bacon is actually really good
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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