I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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