Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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