smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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