Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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