found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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