Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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