As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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