5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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