Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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