I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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