who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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