Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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