There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
